Oh, Turpentine Erase Me Whole

gayleaf:

I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*

(via bowie-sexual-frustration)

princessfuckingprivilege:

Meat eaters who feel the need to stress how delicious animals are in an effort to piss off vegetarians/vegans unprovoked and vegetarians/vegans who feel the need to tell meat eaters how horrible they are for eating meat unprovoked are pretty much the exact same kind of asshole.

(via thegreenwolf)

datedivinitywouldntfuck:

yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

(via dildosandglitter)

deanspelvis:

deanspelvis:

deanspelvis:

omg my brother just came n my room and threw a micheal jackson cd at me

and yelled

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY

YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY

A SMOOOTH CRIMINAL

no you don’t reblog this it hit me in the face

UPDATE:

he came back in and said “annie you okay?”

(via magshilo)

bittermeggirl:

Imagine Hannibal singing “head, shoulders, knees, and toes” to himself quietly while cooking up mysterious items in his kitchen.

(via magshilo)